Personalised Useless Bastard Funny Rude Mug & Travel Mug

Personalised Useless Bastard Funny Rude Mug

Looking for a funny rude gift for someone who appreciates brutal humour and can take a joke? This personalised Useless Bastard Verified Review mug is designed to bring laughter, banter and a big smile to their next tea or coffee break.

Personalise it with any name to create a hilarious gift for a friend, husband, boyfriend, brother, dad, colleague, workmate or anyone deserving of their very own five-star insult review.

The design features a bold “Useless Bastard” title, five-star rating and humorous verified review:

“An outstanding useless bastard who contributes absolutely nothing while still taking up far too much space. Offers little more than excuses, delays and disappointment. If doing fuck all badly was a sport, this one would be champion.”

Definitely not a sentimental present — but perfect for people who love sarcasm, adult humour, rude jokes and friendly insults.

Personalise Your Mug

Simply enter the name you would like printed on the design.

Examples shown in the photographs include Ethan, Steve, Lucy and Tom.

Please check the spelling carefully before placing your order, as your personalisation will be created using the information provided.

Choose Your Mug

Premium White 11oz Ceramic Mug
A classic premium-grade white ceramic mug.

Black Handle & Inner 11oz Mug
White ceramic exterior with a black handle and black interior.

Medium Blue Handle & Inner 11oz Mug
White ceramic exterior with a blue handle and matching blue interior.

Pink Handle & Inner 11oz Mug
White ceramic exterior with a pink handle and matching pink interior.

14oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug
White-finish stainless steel travel mug with black handle, lid and base. A great choice for taking coffee or tea to work or on the go.

A Funny Gift For

This rude personalised mug makes a brilliant choice for:

Birthdays
Secret Santa
Christmas
Funny gifts for him
Funny gifts for her
Husbands and boyfriends
Friends and best mates
Brothers and siblings
Colleagues and workmates
Office banter
Leaving gifts
Retirement gifts
Adult stocking fillers
People with a sarcastic sense of humour

Product Features

Personalised with any name
Choice of ceramic mug or stainless steel travel mug
Professionally printed design
Bold five-star verified review theme
Suitable for hot and cold drinks
Made to order
Adult humour design

Care Instructions

Hand washing is recommended to help maintain the quality of the printed design for as long as possible.

Please note that colours may appear slightly different in print compared with what you see on a phone, tablet or computer monitor because screen displays vary.

Please note: This design contains strong language and adult humour.