Personalised Wanker Mug – Funny 5 Star Review Gift

Looking for a gift that will make them laugh the moment they open it?

This personalised wanker mug features a cheeky five-star “Verified Review” design complete with their own name and a hilariously insulting review. Perfect for friends, partners, brothers, sisters, colleagues or anyone who appreciates rude humour and a bit of good-natured banter.

The design reads:

“Absolutely first-rate at being a total wanker. Consistently delivers unwanted opinions, poor timing and irritating behaviour with impressive confidence. Not someone you would ever recommend, but if you are after a top-quality wanker, this one rarely disappoints.”

Add the recipient’s name to turn it into a funny personalised gift made especially for them.

Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, office gifts, leaving gifts, friendship gifts or simply making someone smile.

Personalise Your Mug

Simply enter the name you would like printed on the design.

Examples shown include Ethan, Steve and Lucy.

Please double-check spelling before placing your order, as your personalisation will be printed exactly as entered.

Choose Your Mug

11oz Premium White Ceramic Mug

• Classic white ceramic mug
• 11oz capacity
• Personalised with any name

11oz Black Handle & Inner Mug

• White ceramic body
• Black handle and inner
• 11oz capacity

11oz Blue Handle & Inner Mug

• White ceramic body
• Blue handle and inner
• 11oz capacity

11oz Pink Handle & Inner Mug

• White ceramic body
• Pink handle and inner
• 11oz capacity

14oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

• 14oz capacity
• Stainless steel construction
• White printable finish
• Black handle and lid
• Ideal for work, commuting and travelling

BPA/phthalate-free components where applicable.

Why They'll Love It

• Personalised with their name
• Funny five-star review design
• Cheeky adult humour
• Great conversation starter
• Choice of ceramic mug colours
• Stainless steel travel mug option
• Printed with high-quality inks
• Made individually to order
• Ideal for anyone who enjoys sarcastic or rude humour

Perfect Gift For

Birthday gift for him or her, funny friend gift, Secret Santa gift, colleague gift, workmate gift, boyfriend gift, husband gift, brother gift, sister gift, partner gift, leaving gift, Christmas stocking filler or a cheeky surprise for someone who deserves their own five-star review.

Care

Hand washing is recommended to help keep the personalised print looking its best.